hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
(via orgasmic-humor)
(Source: milakunis, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
"Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again."
- (via thewastedgeneration)
(Source: alienveins, via wonderland332)
if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands
if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands
if youre terrified of losing a stable system thats done nothing but teach you to answer prompts and has based your value as a person on your skill at bubbling the correct answer and you really wanna show it
if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands
(via wonderland332)
what’s a ghosts favourite tree
a cemetree
is this supposed to be funny i dont understand it doesnt even make sense
(via lolsomeone-actually)
