May 2013
uhrijuhnl:
i’m old sport sorry old sport i old sport can’t old sport understand old sport your old sport accent old sport.
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
saddumbgirl:
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
bigfatnigga:
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HELD ON TIL MAY 2013
mylifeasjennii:
Now aim for May 2014. Please?
The world tells you to follow your heart but the...
onlyoneking27:
Jeremiah 17:9- the heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked; who can know it?
“Women of God can never be like women of the world. The world has enough women...”
– Margaret D. Nadauld (via rainydaysandblankets)
yesimbeyonce:
i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know
